RANK NAME RATING INFO
1 You Might Be Intoxicated Enough.... Review
2 I Named This Tree After My Girlfriend.... Review
3 This is what happens when... Review
4 Does Anyone Else... Review
5 The Only Real Rule With Trees.. Review

You’re going to hell if…

…You saw something besides the virgin mother in this picture.

penis tree

(3.5)

The Next Time Someone Calls You A Tree Hugger…

…Remind them that most trees have bigger balls than they do, and then question their sexuality.

(2.5)

The Old Adage Of

… “Junk In her Trunk” given a whole new, and equally terrifying meaning.

diseased.jpg

(3.5)

You wouldn’t like me…

…when I’m angry. Or I’ll punch a hole through your trunk.

growth.jpg

(3.5)

This gives a whole new meaning to…

…the term glory hole.

holyholes.jpg

(3.5)